Par For The Course

A couple was on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to
make, I'm not a virgin."


The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."


The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."


"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"


"Arnold Palmer."


"Arnold Palmer the golfer?"


"Yeah."


"Well, he's rich famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
him."


The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they finish, the husband
gets up and walks to the telephone.


"What are you doing?" says the wife.


The husband replies, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get
some food."


"Arnie wouldn't do that."


"Oh yeah? What would Arnie do?"


"He would come back to bed and do it a second time."


The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.


"What are you dong?" she says.


The husband replies, "I'm still hungry so I was going to order room service
to get some food."


"Arnie wouldn't do that."


"Oh yeah? What would Arnie do?"


"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."


The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife
one more time.


When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and
starts to dial.


The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"


"NO! I'm calling Palmer to find out what's par for this hole!"