Two guys from Blount County are sittin' in a boat on Douglas Lake fishing and suckin' down beer when all of a sudden Bill says, I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months. Earl sips his beer and says, You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.
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