A toddler is running at 5 miles per hour, and a train is going at 5mph. Which is easier to stop?

It doesn't matter. Kill two birds with one stone and just stop both by putting the toddler in front of the train.


EDIT: I shoulda made the train speed 250 and the toddler run slower but the discussion I had involved the relevance of mass as opposed to velocity to get a point across and then I realized what a stellar opportunity it was to make this joke.

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