Have you ever screwed up so bad that instead of fixing the problem you just decided to see how it played out?

Why aren't there...

Because they keep bombing.

What is a...

Arrrrrrby's - my son

I bought shoes...

I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!

Have You Ever Wounde

Why do men pay more for car insurance than women? Because women don't get...

I hear Hillary...

She was worried how obligated Bill would feel when #FeelTheClinton caught on.

Hello and welcome...

What's your name?

My wife always...

Just last night, we were all playing Monopoly in the den and she was...

What is In Your...

"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in...

Latex gloves

A happy couple are laying in bed when the husband farts, the wife says to him...

What did the...

You better not be a cheetah