There were two friends working on a new building. The one on ground level looks up and yells,
"Bro! I need a saw!"
The guy working on the roof doesn't respond.
The first guy reiterates,
"Bro! I need a saw!!!"
Still nothing.
He yells as loud as he could,
"I," - points to his eye, "need," - points to his knee, "a saw," - gestures cutting of his arm.
The friend on the roof drops his pants and starts jerking off.
The one on ground level rushes up top and says,
"Dude! What the fuck? I told you - I need a saw."
The friend replies,
"Yes, and I told you I'm coming."
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