12 Advantages of being a man & the only 2 disadvantage.

12 top advantages of being a man:


1. You can play football
2. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
3. It doesn't ruin your day if your best freind doesn't notice your new haircut.
4. You don't need a diamond ring to make a commitment.
5. You just make the babies, you don't have to give them.
6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. You don't cook, you barbeque.
8. You get to make fun of homosexuals instead of shopping with them.
9. The only nails you break are steel.
10. When you hit 30, you're still drinking beer.
11. Red doesn't make you look fat.
12. Weight-watchers doesn't allow men.


The only 2 disadvantages of being a man:


1. Bars don't have men's night (They only have ladies night.)
2. You can't get a job by showing your boobs.