...One looked up and said, "That's the moon."
The other one responded, "No it's not, that's the sun."
They were arguing back and forth when suddenly an extraterrestrial came up to them (as they tend to do). They asked him what it was, and he replied, "I don't know. I'm not from around here."
Edited, thanks to /u/Kobudera
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