A blonde goes to buy a TV.

So, a blonde goes to a mega store to buy a TV, she goes in and she asks an employee for opinions:

Her: "Excuse me, what do you think of that TV?"

Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women"

She gets furious, goes back home, puts on a hat and a fancy dress and comes back:

Her: "Excuse me fine gentleman, what might one think of this Television?"

Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women"


She gets even more furious, goes back, dye her hair black and comes back to the store:

Her: "Excuse me sir, what do you think of that TV?"

Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women."


She goes back, put on a cap on backwards, put on a fake beard, hide her boobs and a baggy jeans and a long t-shirt and comes back:

Her: "Ayyo, dude, what's up with this TV? Is it the shit?"

Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women."

She flips her shit and ask "How the hell do you keep knowing that I'm a blonde woman?"

:"Because that's a fucking *microwave*.

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