So, a blonde goes to a mega store to buy a TV, she goes in and she asks an employee for opinions:
Her: "Excuse me, what do you think of that TV?"
Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women"
She gets furious, goes back home, puts on a hat and a fancy dress and comes back:
Her: "Excuse me fine gentleman, what might one think of this Television?"
Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women"
She gets even more furious, goes back, dye her hair black and comes back to the store:
Her: "Excuse me sir, what do you think of that TV?"
Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women."
She goes back, put on a cap on backwards, put on a fake beard, hide her boobs and a baggy jeans and a long t-shirt and comes back:
Her: "Ayyo, dude, what's up with this TV? Is it the shit?"
Employee: "Sorry madam, we don't sell to blonde women."
She flips her shit and ask "How the hell do you keep knowing that I'm a blonde woman?"
:"Because that's a fucking *microwave*.
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