Two guys are drinking and driving

Joe and Kyle are out drinking and driving when they spot a cop checking for drunk drivers a head. Kyle freaks out and tells Joe to turn the car around but Joe calmly tells Kyle to just relax and finish his drink, he had it all figured out. Kyle sees how calm Joe is and decides to follow his lead and finish his drink. When they approach the checkpoint, Joe instructs Kyle to remove the label to his beer and place it on his forehead. Confused, Kyle follows Joe's lead and places the beer label on his forehead. The cop knocks on Joe window and asks, "Have you boys been drinking tonight?" to which Joe promptly answers, "No sir, no drinking here... We're on the patch".

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