Two English guys were in the middle of the scorching desert with no food or water. They both decide to stop and have a rest in the sand. Then one guy has a genius idea.
The guy says, "I support Liverpool football team, so I'll eat the liver of my camel!"
The second guys says, "I support Arsenal football club, but I'm not that hungry!"
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