They meet up there, realizing they know each other and are surprised to see the other one dead.
"Wow! What happened to you?" Asks the firs one.
"Hypothermia.. It was soo cold, but after a while I just wanted to sleep and looks like I am never waking up. How about you?"
"Heart attack"
"Whaat! You are in your twenties! What happened? "
"Well, for a while now I've been suspecting that my husband cheats on me. So this one night I told him I was gonna be working late, but I came home early. I was damn sure there was a girl there. I looked everywhere, but to no avail. Under the bed, in the closet, in the bathroom, in the basement. I was so frustrated by the end, that my heart just collapsed."
"Well" said the other one "Had you checked the fridge, we both would've been alive right now"
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