Two girlfriends meet each other on the street.
A: How is your married life?
B: For the last couple of weeks my husband has been helping me a lot around the house: watching kids, cooking, groceries, cleaning, doing laundry…
A: How did you convince him to do that?
B: He read an article in one magazine that if a woman is less tired at the end of the day, then she is much more active in bed.
A: And, did it help him?
B: I don't know yet. He falls asleep as soon as he hits bed.. =/
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