It is opened by a young girl, maybe 12 or 13. She is heavily made up, her hair is dyed and permed, and she is dressed in a short skirt and a low-cut top. In one hand, she holds a cigarette holder, in the other a glass of whisky. Behind her, the salesman sees two naked men in bondage gear.
"Er...hello Miss", he says cautiously. "Are your parents home?"
The girl just looks at him. "What do you think?"
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