Let's call them Alex and John
Alex prepared a lovely camping day in the forest for the birthday of John, they were having a really good time.
When the moon came up, they had sensual sex all the night, the morning, Alex said to his lover :
"I need to walk a little bit, i am all numb, dont do anything without me darling."
So he went wander in the woods, when he came back at the canvas, all the sleeping bag and blanket were stained with sperm, Alex said :
"Oh, John ! I said you should wait me before doing anything !"
Then John replied :
"Sorry dude, i juste farted"
PS : Sorry for the potantial typos, i m not a native speaker :/
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