A young new salesman had just started his job at a General Store ,His boss told him that they were overstocked with Lawnmowers. If he was to sell the most Lawnmowers that day he would get a bonus in his pay.His first customer was a woman that asked him for Sanitary Napkins.As he calmly reached for the box he asked her if she would like to buy a Lawnmower.The woman replied in a stern voice "what do I need a Lawnmower for"?The young salesman answered "well you can't have sex so you might as well mow the lawn"
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