A women had an accident and ends up in a coma..

She´s plugged in to the life supporting machines but she´s not showing any life signs.
One day the nurse notices, during the daily washing that when she is washing in the lower regions the beep of the pulse goes up.
She tells the doctor and he´s glad with the progress and decides to try a different method.

Next time when the husmand visits, the doctor explains the situation and suggest to give her oral sex in order for her to wake up.

The doctor leaves the couple for the treatment
A few minutes later all the alarms goes off and the doctor runs into the room, to see that the patient has passed.
Doctor asks: What happened?!

Husmand: I think I choked her.

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