Two Gay Guys are walking down the beach.....

Two White Gay guys are walking down the beach when they see a lantern in the sand. The one guy rubs the lantern poof, out comes a Genie. The gene tells the two guys that he will grant one wish between the two of them. The guys argue back and forth on what they want the wish to be and the Genie becomes impatient. He tells the two guys that they can figure it out at any time, just one of the guys needs to say the wish and it will come true.

Later on that night the two men are at their home when they hear lots of people outside. They look outside and there is a crowd of people outside yelling and screaming. The door gets knocked in and the two men are grabbed out of the house, hoods put on them and thrown into the back of a van. After driving for a little while, the van stopped and the two men were escorted out of the van. When their hoods were pulled off they could see men dressed in White Hoods and burning crosses all around them. And in the center, they could see two ropes hanging from a tree.....

The one guy says to the other one Hurry, we need to use our wish and get out of this mess. The other guy looks back with a guilty look on his face and says "Shit, I already used the wish. I wished we were hung like two black guys."


Edit: I cant spell