He said, “My wife and I aren’t talking to each other. We’re giving each other the silent treatment, and I didn’t want to be the first one to break the silence and lose. So I wrote a note on a piece of paper: ‘Please wake me up at 7:30am.’
“Well, I didn’t wake up until 9:30am. Boy, was I mad that my wife didn’t wake me up. Then I noticed a piece of paper on my pillow that said: ‘It’s 7:30am. Wake up.’”
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