A couple acquires some contraception

"I went down to the Baby Clinic today Hank"
"Oh yeah Jeanie?"
"Yeahp"
"Howd that go?"
"Got my tubes tied"
"Your what now?"
"My Ethiopian tubes Hank"
"Your Ethiopia tubes?"
"Yeah, the ones that guard your Uterus"
"Didnt know that they could get in there"
"Well they did Hank"
"So now your Ethiopian tubes are tied, now what?"
"Now no more babies can crawl in"
"Hows that again?"
"Cause the Ethiopians tubes Hank. They wont let any babies in."
"I see.. does that mean I gotta wear a condom now to protect my Magic Johnson?"
"No Hank they dont care about no hot tamales they just wanta go after the babies"
"I see"
"Yeahp"
"So we aint gotta hit ya no more after we bake tamales?"
"Nope! We got an A-ok from the Clinic, we can make em all we want without them babies crawlin in anymore."
"Well that's goddarned good news Jeanie."
"Shore is Hank."
"Goddarnned good."
"Yeahp."
"Ethiopian tubes... hm. Never thought of that."