..the one on top has a sudden irresistible craving for a baloney and cheese sandwich. He pulls out and tells his parter "Don't move a muscle, I'll be back in a minute."
He rushes out and quickly eats a baloney and cheese sandwich, and comes back to his partner still on the bed, but with jizz everywhere.
"What the hell! I told you not to move!"
"Sorry, I farted."
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