A priest was driving down the road and saw a bum hitchhiking and decided to give him a ride. After driving with the bum for a while the car hit a bump and blew a tire. 'God damn!' said the bum. The priest looked at the bum and said, 'don't say that, say praise the Lord and the Lord will help you'.
They fixed the flat and drove for a while longer when they hit another bump and 'bam!', another flat tire. The bum said 'God damn'. The priest looked at the bum again and said 'don't say that, say praise the Lord and the Lord will help you'.
Well, they fixed the flat again and we're driving a bit longer when they hit a huge bump and whole car just fell apart into hundreds of pieces right in the middle of the road. The bum looked at the priest and said 'praise the Lord!'.
A flash of light and the entire car completely reassembled itself, good as new.
The priest looked at the bum and said 'God damn!'.
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