Two doctors are enjoying a hike.

On a particularly technical section of the trail, one of them slips on a wet rock, putting a gash into his thigh as he lands heavily on a branch that was laying in the path. "Oh jeez," says the other doctor, "let me help you! I'll just grab my tools from my bag, and we'll get that leg fixed right up!"

"No," says the fellow who slipped, "I can handle this. Just let me use your tools; I didn't think to bring mine."

As the tools are handed over, the other doctor sighs, "Alright, suture yourself!"

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