Charlie wanted a new way of birth control and his doctor suggested vasectomy. Charlie agreed and the doctor said he could perform the operation in his office.At a crucial moment during the procedure one of Charlie's testicles fell on the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high heels accidentally stepped on it and crushed it. However, the doctor noticed a jar of pickled onions on his nurse's desk. Taking an onion, and realising it was the right size and weight, he placed it in Charlie's scrotum and completed the operation.A few weeks later, Charlie returned for a check up. When the doctor asked how things were going, this was Charlie's reply."Pretty good, Doc. At least my wife's not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Every time we make love my wife gets heartburn, when I pee my eyes water, and whenever I pass a hamburger stand, I have an erection."
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