A man with a fake eye made of wood is at his high school dance. He is the only disabled person other than a woman with a prosthetic leg. They've had a thing for each other for a while now, so he asks her the question.
Boy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: Oh, Wouldn' I!?
Boy: PEG LEG! PEG LEG! PEG LEG!
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