Two cowboys are at a saloon in the Old West.

After a long day of shootin, tootin, and high-falootin, they've settled down for a conversation over the finest beer in the frontier.


 


One says to the other, "You ever ate a banana?"

The second cowboy replies, "No, I hain't. What's a banana?"

"Well, it's this new, shiny, bright yella fruit, that a bunch of ex-plor-ators found in the South America. Darn tasty, too. I'll get one to ye."


 


Months pass. The two cowboys meet again at the same saloon.


 


"So, did ye get the banana I sent ye?"

"I sure as hell did."

"What'd ye think?"

"It was...


 


"...it was the worst thing I ever ate! I mean, the cob was so soft!"