the State Trooper walks up to the driver's window and asks the driver "do you know why I pulled you over?" "Yes" the man says, "I was speeding." "Why were you speeding?" the Trooper asks.
"My ex-wife left me for a Trooper, and I thought maybe you were him, trying to bring her back!"
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