Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. I got a cookbook once, said the first, but I could never do anything with it. Too much fancy cooking in it, eh? asked the second. You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'
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