As they haven't seen each other for a while they were drinking quite too much. However Peter drank more than Tom and in the morning he woke up with pain in the ass, naked in the same bed as Tom and with complete blackout of last night events.
- Tom, what happend yesterday? why my ass is hurting?
- You see, Peter, yesterday we drank quite a bit, you were too drunk, so I took you home, take your clothes off in order for you to have nicer sleep, and you looked so nice naked, so how I should put it... hmm.. 1-0
Tom and Peter havent't seen each other for a year and finally they met again. Same bar , same jokes, however this time Peter drinks less, as he remembers last year events. Next morning, Tom wake up with complete black out, naked and with pain in the ass...
- Peter, what happend? I do not remember anything
- Tom, You see... We drank yesterday a lot, I took you home, take of your clothes for you to sleep better, and then I remembered last year... so how should I put it.. 1:1
- Peter, are you freaking kidding me? Last year I was joking, you were so drunk you fall of the stairs...
Peter thought for a second and said:
- 1-0 then...
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