They come upon a big fat missionary and brain him with a rock. They're excited to have such a feast before them.
Being equitable to one another, as all cannibals are, they decide that one start at the feet and the other start at the head; they'll both work their way to the middle.
After a few minutes, the cannibal at the feet says to the other, "How are you enjoying the feast?"
The other replies, "I'm having a ball!"
The cannibal at the feet says, "You're eating too fast!"
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