and he says "Grandpa, what's it called when two people are in bed and one sleeps on top of the other?"
The grandpa decides to be frank and he says, "Well, it's called sexual intercourse."
The boy runs back outside to play with the other kids. After a few minutes the boy runs back in the house and yells, "Grandpa! That's not called sexual intercourse. it's called bunkbeds and Timmy's mom wants to talk to you!"
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