Two bulls, one very young and one very old and wise, are walking along the ridge of a hill when they look down and see a herd of (female) cows munching happily on some grass.
Immediately the younger bull, excited, starts running down the hill. He turns back and sees that the older bull has barely moved.
He runs back up. "Hey", he says, "don't you want to run down and fuck some of the cows?"
"No," responds the older bull, "I want to *walk* down, and fuck *all* of the cows."
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