Two women are walking down the street.
The first woman says, "Isn't that your husband coming out of the flower shop with two dozen roses?"
The second woman replies, "Shit... Now I'm gonna have to have my legs in the air for three days!"
The first woman says back, "Haven't you heard of a vase?"
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