He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, *"You may not feel anything from the waist down."*
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, *"Can I feel your tits, then?"*
That, my friends, is a positive attitude!
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