Two brothers wrote an exam. One got in, the other didn't. The one who didn't get in got in the second time.

What do a...

They both have at least zero legs.

Why are...

They never carry their own weight.

Bar... Grasshopper

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ''Hey, we have a...

What did the...

One with everything What kind of vacuum cleaner did the Buddhist buy? One...

My psychiatrist...

I'll show her.

A Small...

**Georgia** The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying...

Cat Heaven

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the...

Two Mormon...

A blind lady answers the door and upon learning who they are tells them she...

What was the...

The Houston Eulers.

666 is the Number...

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor. We all know that 666...