Two ants are standing on the rim of a toilet, trying to outdo each other. "I bet I'm faster than you!" says the first ant, so they agree to race around the rim.
The first ant takes off at top speed, and makes it all the way around in a minute and twenty-three seconds. "Not bad", says ant 2, "but I can beat it for sure!" He races away and the first ant waits ... 2 minutes ... 3 ... Finally 7 minutes later the second ant comes in to sight huffing and puffing and looking terrible.
"What happened!?" asks the first ant, "that took so long!"
"Well," says the second ant, "I got about halfway around but then I just got pissed off."
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