It was the Spring of 1957 and Bobby went to pick up his date. When he got to the front door, the girl's father answered and invited him in."Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he said."That's cool," said Bobby.Carrie's father asked Bobby what they were planning to do. Bobby replied politely, "We'll probably just go to the soda shop or a movie." Carrie's father responded, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asked Carrie's Dad to repeat it."Yeah," said Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"Bobby's eyes lit up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.A few minutes later, Carrie came downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announced that she was ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorted his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushed back into the house, slammed the door behind her, and screamed at her father, "Daddy! It's called 'The Twist'!"
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