A couple days after twin brothers, Jimmy and Tommy turned 7, they decided they were older and that they could start swearing. So one morning the went down to breakfast, and Mom asks Jimmy what do you want for breakfast dear? and Jimmy replies I want some damn cheerios, woman! and Mom got very angry and sent him to his room. Tommy started feeling kind of uneasy about this happening. Sighing, Mom asks Tommy what he would like, and he replies with a very serious look on his face, DEFINITELY NOT THE FUCKIN CHEERIOS!
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