Little Johnny sees Mom in the shower... he asks, "Mom, what's that slit between your legs?".
Feeling a little flustered, she replies "Oh, oh..uh, that's where your father accidentally hit me with an axe!"
"Good shot", says Johnny. "Right in the cunt".
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