Trying to recall something really important, I couldn't sleep. I went outside to get some fresh air, still unable to remember but the idea was just on the tip of my tongue. Then, while watching the sun rise....

Golfer's Leprechaun

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole....

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your mommas so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance...

A man sits down...

A man is sitting down at a bench enjoying some lunch during his lunch break....

A couple walked...

The wife said, "it's snowing!" "No dear, it's raining," replied the husband....

Juan Pablo Robato...

Juan Pablo goes to the front counter. "Hola, my name is Juan Pablo Robato,...

The janitor at...

A janitor at a zoo gets called into the managers office. The manager tells...

How the universe...

When Adam and Eve did their *big bang*

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The reason men...

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