Juan Pablo goes to the front counter.
"Hola, my name is Juan Pablo Robato, and I am here to buy a pet. What kinds of animals do you sell here?"
"Well, we mostly sell dogs, or doggos as the kids on the internet say."
"Do you sell gatos?" Juan Pablo inquired.
"Yes we sell cats, put like I said, mostly dogs."
"Are there any other animals for sale?"
"No, we only have dogs and cats here."
Juan Pablo replied "So you're telling me, if I wanted to buy a pet here, I'd have to buy a- "
"Doggo or a gato, Mr. Robato."
"Ah. I see."
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