Trusty Police Dog

Police office George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk
the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said
"Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my
panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."


George replied, "We don't have to go back, just give Fido, my
trusty police dog, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."


It was a hot day, and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the
station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots
between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of
sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off
in a flash towards the station house.


Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido.


Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.


Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.


Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The
sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen
police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's
balls in his mouth!