A blonde was walking down the street with her boob hanging out
of her shirt. A police stopped her, pointed at her breasts and
said, "Ma'am I'm afraid I'm going to have do arrest you for
indecent exposure." She looked down, thought for a minute, and
then screamed, "Oh no! I left my baby on the bus!"
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