True story: I was having sex with my girlfriend tonight.

She was on top and it felt amazing. She always makes me pull out but it was so good that I finished in her. She got off me and started angrily started storming off to the bathroom. Sensing her anger I said "Geeze, what got in to you?"


I'm sleeping on the floor tonight. :(

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