Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting
my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when I
noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I
headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if
the seat was taken. He replied, "No".
I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the
seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to
these games until she died."
"Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked.
He replied, "Because they are all at her funeral."
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