Pilot and Co-Pilot

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His
co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward
silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the autopilot,
leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like the Chinese."


"You don't like the Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"


"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"


"No, no," the copilot protests, "the Chinese didn't bomb Pearl Harbor! That
was the Japanese."


"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!"


There are a few minutes of silence.


"I don't like Jews!!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.


"Why not?" asks the captain?


"The Jews sank the Titanic."


"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"


"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter...they're all same!"