Two storks on a nest: a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and crying, and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mummies and daddies."
A few days later. The stork parents are desperate, their son is gone from the nest all night! Finally, short before dawn, he returns and the parents ask their son where he had been all night.
Says the baby stork: "Aww, just scaring the heck out of college kids!"
Submitted by Calamjo
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