Russian enters a train and searches for a seat. He notices one in which dog lays down. He asks the owner, older French lady, if she could take him off the seat.
-Are you kidding me?! All of you Russians are so impolite. She's tired. Look for another seat.
Russian gives up, but searches for another seat. He doesn't find one, so comes back to the French lady.
-Madame, could you please take the dog off the seat?
-You Russians are so churlish! We don't act like that in Europe! It's unimaginable!
Russian gets pissed off and throws the dog out of the window. Lady screams and curses him and all his ancestors. Then, Englishman goes by.
-You Russians do everything wrong-he says.-You hold the knives in left hand while you eat, you drive cars on right side of the road, and you now threw out the window wrong bitch.
edit: formating.
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