Training

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new
electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop, and her son said,
"All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause
this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to
get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're going down the tracks!"


The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now go to you room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When
you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice
language."


Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers
who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of you belongings
with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."


She hears the little boy continue. "For those of you just boarding, we ask you
to stow all of your hand luggage under you seat. Remember, there is no smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."


Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO
HOUR DELAY, see the bitch in the kitchen."