I was walking in Amsterdam the other day, when near one of the canals I see a guy sitting on his knee's drinking from the water.
I start shouting "Dude!, you can't drink that! you'll die!"
The guy looks up and says "wass sagen sie?" (What did you say?)
In which I reply "Sie mussen mit zwei hander zum trinken" (You should use both hands to drink)
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