Rick stumbles into a whorehouse and waves a ten dollar bill. "I got ten bucks and I wanna get laid!" he yells. No response.
"Hey, I got ten bucks and I wanna get laid!" he yells again.
The house madam walks over and quietly tells the guy, "Sorry, we have no one here at that price."
"Hey, gimme someone for 10 bucks!!"
"Fine: she says as she takes his money. "Go up to the third floor, go in to the only room up there, sit on the bed and wait for Sally."
Rick manages to make it up there. The room is very dark. He finds his way to the bed, gets undressed and sits down.
He hears a seductive voice. "Hi, I'm Sally. Do with me what you want, hon."
"I paid ten dollars and I came here to get laid!!" He gets to it, and starts pumping away.
"Ow, ow, what the hell? OUCH! DAMMIT!!!"
"Oh, excuse me for a moment" Sally says. She leaves the room, then is back in about two minutes. "Okay."
He starts pumping away again, "Oh yeah, oh wow, this is soooo good! What did you do?"
"Oh not much. Just picked the scabs and let the pus run."
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